i want to live in a tree in a fairy forest and wear an ivy crown and eat honeycomb and flowers and i want to sleep on a carpet of moss and swim in a turquoise lagoon and fly around with owls all night

Posted: August 1st • 1:43 • 25,592 notes
seafoamchild 88aries88

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

you have to be a pretty big asshole if you got orlando bloom to try to punch you in the face

Posted: July 31st • 23:21 • 536 notes
i-am-mishafuckingcollins failtastic-fallen-angel

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

Posted: July 31st • 23:12 • 164,222 notes
panic-at-the-dildos xxtroubledangel
bruinsstrong xxtroubledangel
Posted: July 31st • 23:00 • 150 notes
beastlies xxtroubledangel
smileslovesyou unconventionalfeminist

dfskle:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

Not old armor abs Krabs

Posted: July 31st • 21:43 • 17,378 notes
hi j4kestanczak
Posted: July 31st • 21:21 • 331 notes
Anonymous: If women are superior how come 99% of men would whoop 99% of women's asses in a fight

thentheysaidburnher:

How come 99% of men think that ‘superior’ means ‘I could kill you’ and not ‘I could improve your life’ or ‘I could promote peace’? How come men are so violent? How come you perceive superiority to mean being the only one left alive?

Wanting to beat women actually makes you inferior. When we talk about humanity, men lack it. Therefore women are true humans, and men are deviations.

Posted on Jul 31 ♡ 1,529 notes
thentheysaidburnher magmatic-ashes

uponsorrowfuleyes:

romancingthieves:

bluereverie:

beastlies:

Who’s the tiniest little baby lake monster? Who?? Is it you??

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Or is it you??

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Are you the tiniest little baby lake monster?? Huh? Or is it you?

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Or maybe it’s one of you guys! IS IT?? Smoochy smooch smooch face!

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(I’m sorry everyone. I’m just really enjoying making these guys.)

These are just so freaking adorable!  I love them!

How cute!

Oh my gosh I want all of these

:o

Posted: July 31st • 21:11 • 1,458 notes
beastlies magmatic-ashes

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